2016 was just a freaky horror movie!!!

It’s 11:59 on December 31st and you’re by the Thames. Or maybe on the beach in Sydney or Rio de Janeiro. And you’re anxiously waiting for the New Year countdown, hoping that no further disasters will strike in the few moments left in 2016.

Social, economic and polical chaos and divide reign in the UK, a deeply racist and egomaniacal p***y-grabber was elected to run the US, a coup d’état was staged in Brazil, peace was rejected in Colombia and a string of amazing good guys are dead: Abbas Kiarostami, Hector Babenco, David Bowie, Leonard Cohen and George Michael, to name just a few losses. What else could could possibly go wrong?

You cross your fingers and look at the sky, keen to see the impending fireworks. So there we go: ten… nine… eight… seven… six… five… four… three… two… one… and…

THIS IS JUST A MOVIE!!!

To your surprise there are no fireworks at all. Instead you see an enormous projection in the sky which says: “The End. 2016 was a movie directed by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the eponymous book by Stephen King. Executive producers: David Lynch and David Cronenberg”. And the credits roll on. Wow, such a relief knowing that all these horrible things were pure fiction. You should’ve known all along reality could never be THIS perverse. This year was just a bad movie that never wanted to come to and end… until now!

Now we can rejoice: we still live in a progressive world, the values of diversity and tolerance prevail in the UK, Trump will never become president, democracy is strong in Latin America and David Bowie is still singing “Golden years, come get up my baby, look at that sky, life’s begun!”

You knew all along that this year wasn’t real. All the anguish, the pain, all the absurd developments, they had to be concocted by a very twisted – if genius – mind. It was Shyamalan who came up with the whole Trump idea, and he scares the bejeezus out of us. US elections were far more hair-raising and gut-wrenching than seeing dead people. Brexit was an suggestion by David Cronenberg. He drew inspiration from his own films Videodrome (1993) and eXistenZ (1999), where he counfounded his viewers with twisted version of multilayered world, challenging our preconceptions of reality and identity.

David Lynch also contributed with his unmistakable streak of surrealism from Lost Highway (1997) and Mullholland Drive (2001): nothing and no one are quite what they seem, and the chronology doesn’t make any sense. The narrative is complex and deceitful, and there is no redemption in the end. Terrifying stuff.

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Nigel Farage is not real. He’s the just concoction of a very twisted and creative mind, inspired by the clown of ‘It’

Your favourite horror classics

But 2016 wasn’t an arty film. Shyamalan and King threw in a lot of classic horror devices, ensuring that everyone gets the movie message loud and clear. They recycled these artifices from their old favourites. Trump’s look is a hybrid of Creature of the Black Lagoon (Jack Arnold, 1954) with the eyes and the hair from the kids in Children of the Corn (Fritz Kiersch, 1984; based on a short story by King himself). The avuncular Nigel Farage was inspired on evil clown from It (Lawrence Cohen, 1990; and another one by King).

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Have your friends and loved ones been acting weird this year? That’s because it’s not them. The real humans have been killed and replaced by the pod people.

But horror isn’t just slime and offensive faces. The psychological mind tricks and suspense have to conduct the narrative. I would hazard a guess that the director watched Don Siegel’s The Invasion of Body Snatchers (1956) with the pod people taking over. This explains why we can hardly recognise some of our closest friends and relatives. Aliens have produced a duplicate replacement copy of each human we know. That’s why everyone has been acting so weird, voicing absurd opinions and engaging in absurd and obscene behaviour!

There is little doubt that Shyamalan also watched George Romero’s The Night of The Living Dead (1968), which explains why everyone is suddenly scared of the immigrants coming from outside. Their here for no plausible reason for their invasion. They simply want to eat your brains and take away your loved ones. So run, take arms and fend for your families!

And do you remember the night of October 9th? Did you wake up with a very eerie feeling? Well, there’s an explanation for that, too. And that was a twist taken from Wolf Rilla’s Village of the Damned (1960). There was a blackout in the entire world for six hours. Women got mysteriously pregnant and they are about to give birth to evil children with mind-reading powers who want to take over the world (pictured at the top of the article). The worst is still to come.

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These bloody immigrants coming over to take over and eat your brains were inspired by the zombies in George Romero’s 1968 classic.

2016 is a truly disturbing film, and we must hope that there won’t be numerous sequels, and that the antagonist doesn’t keep coming back to life in a different shape or form. This should be a one-off horror instead!

Whatever your opinion of the movie, curtains are now down and the lights are on. It’s finally OVER! Let’s now hope that 2017 brings us more of the colours and emotions of Almodóvar, and less of the torturing twists of Lynch and shocking horrors of Shyamalan.

The Darkest Dawn

Directed by and starring Drew Casson who also co-writes the movie with Jess Cleverly, The Darkest Dawn is a small experimental project by new indie studio Wildseed Studios. The project, which is backed by the legendary Pinewood Studios, stars a host of well-known YouTubers. Built mostly, but not entirely, on the strength of the online fame of its actors, the film does its best to bring a fresh twist on the well-worn found footage genre. Think Cloverfield (Matt Reeves, 2008) with hints of The Walking Dead (Preston A. Whitmore II, 1995) thrown in for good measure.

The film charts the adventures of two sisters, Chloe (Bethan Mary Leadley) and Sam (Cherry Wallis) trying to survive in the immediate aftermath of what appears to be an alien invasion, with the whole proceedings recorded by 16-year-old Chloe, using a camcorder we see her receive as a birthday present in the first frame of the movie. Things quickly descend into a hellish post-apocalyptic nightmare when the girls are forced to face to a new violent world of “kill or be killed”. From then on, the narrative falls into the usual “survivor in-fighting” tropes and never quite recovers from way too many story strands and more characters than necessary.

As indie sci-fi movies go, The Darkest Dawn does an adequate job by trying to tell a fairly straightforward story; it is however impossible to ignore its obvious shortcomings. The film is let down by a predictable narrative, not helped in the slightest by a fairly generic dialogue and a less than convincing cast. But it isn’t all bad –The Darkest Dawn has a solid storyline, and props must be given to the CGI department especially in its depiction of the alien warships and other warfare sequences which could rival any sci-fi film franchise. The film could however have done with a tidier screenplay and a more convincing dialogue.

It is also important to point out that Drew Casson does a great job as director (but less so as an actor) and what ultimately lets the film down isn’t so much technical ability, but rather the flimsy script and a cast that isn’t altogether bothered by sounding or looking convincing. The exception is Bethan Mary Leadley who does a good enough job even if she isn’t given much to work with in the first place. On the whole, The Darkest Dawn is rather entertaining, and in the right hands might have been a great little indie sci-fi movie a la Monsters (Gareth Edwards, 2010). Props must be given for all involved in this interesting project and for seeing it through considering that it was made on a shoestring.

The Darkest Dawn is showing in Bristol at the Watershed between January 1st-5th, and at Home in Manchester on 3rd January.

Don’t forget to watch the film trailer below:

Are you ready for change?

When Julius Caesar introduced his calendar in 45 BC, he made January 1st the start of the year. Though the Julian calendar was not perfect, the idea of measuring time became worthy of serious contemplation. Naturally by this time of the year, people rethink life and readjust their plans for the following year, hoping that it will be different and bring something new. I use films as a tool in order to rethink life. I had the privilege of watching again Pollock (Ed Harris, 2001) earlier this month and that experience led me to an astonishing discovery: we want change but we are almost never ready for it.

In 1942, Paul Jackson Pollock was an unknown painter. He lived in a small flat in New York with his future wife, the also painter, Lee Krasner, who was determinated to introduce Pollock to a wealthy curator. Pollock worked tirelessly. His paintings had the same flavour of Cubism and Surrealism, but Pollock was instinctively after something completely new. He wanted to make a breakthrough.

One day the couple received the visit of Howard Putzel, who was Peggy Guggeinheim‘s assistant. Peggy had opened her art gallery in Manhattan in October that year. Married to the Surrealist Max Ernst, she held temporary exhibitions of leading European artists, such as Georges Braque, Salvador Dalí, Piet Mondrian and Francis Picabia, and of several then unknown young Americans, such as Robert Motherwell, William Baziotes, Mark Rothko, David Hare and Robert de Niro Sr, father of the actor Robert de Niro. During a collective exhibition, Jackson Pollock became the darling of the gallery. As a consequence, Peggy commissioned Pollock to create a mural for the gates of her new townhouse.

Pollock and Krasner were thrilled with this opportunity but Pollock knew he had to create something powerful under pressure. Six months after the commission, Pollock had an epiphany. Accidently, by dropping paint on the floor, Pollock liberated himself from the vertical constraints of the canvas. He started painting in a completely abstract manner. He created a “drip style”, marked by the use of sticks, trowels, or knives to drip and splatter paint, as well as pouring paint directly from the can. His mural revolutionised art history.

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The real Jackson Pollock very busy at the coalface

Like art, like cinema

But how did Pollock make people rethink art? In Ed Harris’s biopic movie (he both directed the movie and starred as the protagonist), Lee Krasner (Marcia Gay Harden) tries to draw Howard Putzel’s attention in very peculiar ways. She struggles to define her lover’s work in words. She describes it as a hybrid of two or three other painters who belonged to the School of French Painting, but indeed no artist influenced Pollock’s work. It is very clear that Putzel is in front of something totally new but at the same time he is trying to stick a category label on the work. He cannot figure out something he doesn’t know. This is what film critics do. This is what we all do when we rethink 2016 and plan 2017. Despite wanting something new, we relish familiar elements. We want changes but we resist adaptation. We want to refresh ourselves but we don’t like to suffer the unbalance.

An Italian magazine defined Pollock as a “povero (poor) Picasso”, which infuriated Pollock. There was nothing poor in his art. It was the pure expression of a tormented soul. Pollock was a compulsive drinker, and Harris’s performance magnifies his unbalanced personality. In an interview to Life Magazine, Pollock said that he admired Kandinsky but he didn’t copy the Russian painter. He invoked him instead. It was the spiritual element in art that both Kandinsky and Pollock were after. The accident. The fracture. In other words, Abstract Expressionism.

Oh, no, sorry readers. I am trying to welcome the new but I fell into the same trap again. I have just categorised Pollock.

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Ed Harris as Jackson Pollock

Pollock in London

After the screening of Pollock earlier this month at the Curzon Soho in London, Ed Harris came to stage and commented: “Oh, you are all here. Thanks for staying until the end”. Harris knows he had pushed his limits while filming and enacting Jackson Pollock. The feature is intense and watching it demands energy. He directed another film later – the not-so-popular Appaloosa, 2008 -, and then he came back to acting. Indeed there was no need for Harris to direct a second movie. He had already achieved perfection in Pollock. Harris captured the spiritual element in Pollock’s character in such a way that I felt Harris was painting exactly like Pollock, as if painter’s spirit had possessed his body. In fact Ed Harris’s love for the painter grew for ten years, from the moment his father gave him the biography ‘To a Violent Grave’. His father bought the book because he thought that the painter resembled his son physically.

Pollock broke the conventions. His wife once said “I have never been able to understand the artist whose image never changes”. And that is exactly what Pollock did. He expressed his feelings rather than illustrated something. Feelings change. People change. If you happen to see Pollock’s paintings twice within a gap of 20 years, you won’t see the same thing. You won’t see a house, a tree or a woman; you’ll see yourself and the artist.

So here is the lesson Pollock taught me. Don’t be anxious, don’t run for it, what’s new will come. Maybe by chance, maybe by accident, just like Pollock’s unintentional paint spill on Peggy’s mural. Or just like when Ed Harris’s father gave his son Pollock’s biography. Happy New Year!

In time: you can order Pollock via Amazon. You can also enjoy Pollock’s paintings at the Royal Academy of Arts in London. The Abstract Expressionism exhibition finishes on January 2nd. More info here.

Silence

Religion is a subject capable of arousing great emotion among both believers and non-believers. Martin Scorsese’s Silence is essentially concerned with adherents of one religion attempting to proselytise in a foreign land where the predominant religious system is so utterly alien as to be almost unassailable. To the point where even the incoming missionaries might have to abandon the faith which they seek to spread.

That land is 17th century Japan, where Christianity has been outlawed and believers practise their faith in secret as Kakure Kirishitan (“hidden” Christians). Two Jesuit priests, Father Garupe (Adam Driver) and Father Rodrigues (Andrew Garfield) are smuggled into the country in order to find the older Father Ferreira (Liam Neeson) who is rumoured to have denounced his faith. After spending time with local believers, they are captured by the authorities who proceed to torture the Japanese Christians and make the priests watch, thereby encouraging them to renounce the Jesus they adore and serve.

Having discovered Japanese Christian novelist Shusako Endo’s book around the time of The Last Temptation Of Christ’s 1988 release, Scorsese spent about 25 years working with co-writer Jay Cocks on a screenplay. In this story of men out of their depth in a foreign culture, you feel Scorsese understands not only the Portuguese priests and the Japanese believers they meet (who include Shinya Tsukamoto, director of 1989 Japanese horror Tetsuo: The Iron Man) but also travelling inquisitor Inoue (Issey Ogata) and his cunning interpreter (Asano Tadanobu).

The director who once had union rep David Carradine crucified on the side of a railroad cattle wagon in Boxcar Bertha (1972) and turned Robert De Niro into a death-dealing avenging angel at the end of Taxi Driver (1977) here inflicts assorted lethal tortures on groups of Japanese believers who won’t recant: rapid drowning or burning alive after being rolled up in straw mats, slow drowning in the rising tide by crucifixion on the coast or hanging upside down with a puncture-wound to the neck so that the blood drains from the body.

Being forced to watch all this suffering, the priests find themselves grappling with unsettling questions about their Christian beliefs. Where is God while this cruelty is being meted out? Does He suffer with them in silence? Does He even exist? When Rodrigues finally meets Ferreira at the end of the movie, what he learns from the encounter will challenge the very framework from which he asks these questions.

Silence is out in cinemas on Sunday, January 1st. Don’t forget to watch the film trailer below!

Petting Zoo

A backyard infested with ants, a blocked kitchen sink filled with red liquid, shabby houses, derelict trailers, unsupervised children and lost youth ahoy. This is more or less the Texas where 17-year-old Layla (Devon Keller) has to juggle her career ambitions and deeply reactionary family with a callous society and her quickly-changing body. This is a mammoth task even for a mature and emotionally-balanced adult, let alone for the petite adolescent.

She has just won a sought-after scholarship to study in “cool” Austin, only to find out that an unwanted teenage pregnancy could prevent her career dream from becoming true. Because she’s under 18, she needs her parent’s permission before being allowed an abortion, but her father refuses to abide, instead delivering a furious and expletive-laden rant to the hapless young lady.

The Lone Star State has very strange laws: at 16 a girl can drive, vote, buy a gun, and be sent to prison, but she cannot have an abortion unless her parents agree. According to Layla’s father, it’s the girl who’s at fault for claiming control over her body: “you are being immature, we’re going to take care of this as a family”. Religious doctrine and state legislation can destroy a young woman’s life by conveniently denying their body rights, and instead demonising them for simply having had sex. The father makes it clear: “it’s her fault”.

Layla is constantly punished by a deeply savage capitalistic system does not seem to cater for her happiness and wellbeing. The system obliges her to choose between a scholarship for an expensive university or being a teenage mum supported by parents at home. She is advised: “if you quit here you quit everywhere”, as the strenuous university selection process gives no second chances. This is a very perverse choice to make. But the same system prevents her from making this choice, leaving it to her parents instead. This is doubly brutal.

The healthcare system is equally barbarous. She cannot get any support unless she’s able to pay for it, and at one point a teenage friend has to use her pocket money in order to fund the medication to her friend. And she’s denied a doctor in an urgent and life-threatening episode at the end of the movie.

Kansas-born 38-year female filmmaker Micah Magee concocted a dark tale of female courage at the face of a society that defranchises and chastens them. It is also an indicment of a failed state. The photography is somber, the acting is poignant and yet austere. There are no melodramatic and exploitative devices, very little extradiegetic music, and the narrative instead relies on the subtle and yet cruel twists of virtue and twists of fate.

Now available for the first time in the UK, Petting Zoo premiered at the Berlinale and has since received various awards in international film festivals. It is released directly by the filmmaker through the Sundance Institute Artist Services Initiative, a self-distribution platform for independent filmmakers.

Micah Magee’s Petting Zoo will see its digital release on iTunes, GooglePlay and Amazon on New Year’s Day 2017 – just click here for more information.

Meanwhile, you can watch the film trailer below:

Tangerine

The letter “X” has at least three very different connotations. It represents the unknown, as in “X-factor”, it can also signify the profane (“X-rated”), but it can also mean holy (the “X” in “Xmas” comes from the Greek letter Chi, the first one in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ). But never before you have seen the three meanings combined in one: Tangerine is full of secrets, it’s sacred and it’s profane, all at once and on Christmas Eve.

Entirely set on Christmas Eve, this micro-budget movie sounds like the antipode of the snowy, Christian and holy holiday. It is set in the sunny and tawny-hued streets of Los Angeles, its protagonists are transgender sex workers and there is ardent commotion throughout most of the movie. Yet this is one of the most poignant Christmas movies that you will see in your life, urgent in its candour and integrity. This is sobering holiday entertainment, as it rescues humanity from the most unlikely places and situations: a lonely performance in an empty club, a blow-job in a car wash, a transphobic attack, a wig soaked with urine.

Transsexual prostitute Sin-Dee Rella (Kitana Kiki Rodriguez) has just finished a 28-day prison sentence when she meets her colleague Alexandra (Mya Taylor) in a donut shop in a mundane and soulless street of Hollywood. She reveals that Sin Dee’s boyfriend and pimp Chester is cheating on her with a woman called Dinah. Sin-Dee begans a frantic search for her man and his alleged dalliance. We are taken on a journey of Las Angeles underworld, replete with wigs, high heels, brothels, drugs and, but also bubbling with fervent love, desire and friendship.

Armenian cab driver Razmik has befriended Sin-Dee and Alexandra, and developed a trusting relationship with latter. He is determined to have sex this Christmas eve, but he ejects a prostitute from his car upon finding out that she is cisgender. It’s his good friend Alexandra instead who pleases the man before he heads home for a Christmas meal with his conservative family. But something goes awry when Razmik intrusive mother-in-law stalks him after dinner, and this is when the underground and the mainstream worlds collide, the result is a hilarious and colourful culture shock explosion.

Tangerine is masterpiece not just because it was entirely shot on an iPhone 5s and uses non-profissional actors in their chosen skin (a more mainstream Hollywood film would’ve opted for cis females for the transgender roles, in gesture compatible to blackfacing). The film excels because underneath the lipstick and the wigs there’s abundant warmth and kindness, which comes out in very awkward yet genuine deeds. They include sharing a pipe of crystal meth, attending a lonely club performance (it turns out Alexandra paid the club to sing) and the very last moment of the film, which will leave you speechless in its puerile gentleness. At first Sin-Dee and Alexandra seemed fiercily manipulative and individualistic, but it in the end it is the spirit of Christmas that prevails!

Few films epitomise dirt and the TP factor as accurately as Tangerine does. For DMovies, this is the ultimate Christmas movie, complete with with very subversive angels and a beautifully transgressive message of hope.

You can buy Tangerine on DVD and Blu-ray at your closest mall or music shop. This is the first time it available for purchase at Christmas. You can buy online by clicking here.

Out on Amazon Prime on Sunday, May 2nd (2021).

Don’t for get to watch the hilarious film trailer below:

The top 10 dirtiest films of 2016

Time flies by! DMovies was launched in February 2016 and since then our team watched seen hundreds of dirty and thought-provoking films from every corner of the planet. We have published nearly 250 films reviews, plus a number of articles, many professional profiles and organised screenings across the UK.

Now we decided to cherry-pick the 10 best gems of the year, so that you don’t have to do it. They are listed below in no specific order. These films have challenged conventions, stereotypes, held a mirror to communities and individuals. That because at DMovies we believe that cinema is far more than a mere entertainment. It’s a powerful weapon that can bring about positive change!

While 2016 was a annus horribilis with the rise of the far-right in Europe, the Great Trumptator and even a coup d’état in Brazil, at least there was no shortage of dirty and subversive, creative minds in the cinema world. And there is plenty of hope for 2017!

These masterpieces will force audiences face their own fears and demons, and the outcome isn’t always rosy. It often leaves audiences shaky and scarred, with a rancid taste in the mouth and a rank and offensive odour everywhere. It’s like a spiritual cleansing, a sensorial exorcism. You become a dirty person. So buckle up and read on, watch the films you haven seen yet and get set for an yet filthier 2017, with plenty of innovative and provocative movies to follow!

1. Aquarius (Kleber Mendonça Filho)

The largest country in Latin American is mosaic of cultures and races, but also of conflicts and paradoxes. Kleber Mendonça Filho’s latest film has come to epitomise those in the shape of the Clara, an obstinate and tenacious woman probably in her 60s, mother to three children and several grandchildren. She lives in a building named Aquarius, in the Brazilian city of Recife.

Aquarius premiered in Cannes earlier this year, where the actors held signs after the screening denouncing the recent coup d’état in Brazil. The illegitimate Brazilian government retaliated by giving the film an adult certificate and also by not submitting it to the Oscars. Several Brazilian filmmakers – including Gabriel Mascaro, Eliane Caffé and Aly Muritiba – demonstrated solidarity with Mendonça Filho by withdrawing their films from the competition. Aquarius – already a symbol of physical and emotional resilience – has since also become a symbol of political resistance.

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2. I, Daniel Blake (Ken Loach)

The dramatic vigour of the movie lies in the absurdities that benefit claimants have to face, supported by cogent and astute performances. Both the filmmaker and the actors and in sync with the plight of the people they depict. The film is also a reminder that a honest and trustworthy person could eventually stumble into such horrible predicament, and so we should always exercise solidarity.

I, Daniel Blake is a tearjerker, but not because it relies on forlumaic devices – such as melodramatic music, plot ruses and unexpected twists. Ir is not exploitative and it never evokes extravagant emotions. The film is so effective because it’s is extremely accurate in its realism, a quality virtually absent in the British mainstream media and cinema. While the story is fictional, the plot is entirely based on real horror stories from people on benefits interviewed by Ken Loach and his long-time scripwriter Paul Laverty.

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3. The Greasy Strangler (Jim Hosking)

The Greasy Strangler tastes different to all the other films in the kitchen of Sundance programming director Trevor Groth. It is like giving cinema-goers a messy bowl of jelly instead of popcorn or M&M’s. It is an unpretentious and puerile new flavour and experience.

British director Jim Hosking and scriptwriter Toby Harvard took very high risks sending their first feature to Sundance in the US. First, they are not American Indies; they are also not famous. The Greasy Strangler, a story about a greedy clumsy dad and his alike maladjusted son, was on six screening rooms in last January at the original Sundance Film Festival, a relatively low tally given the dimensions of the event.

The film is also píctured at the top of the article.

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4. Gimme Danger (Jim Jarmusch)

Gimme Danger is not only a love letter to The Stooges, but also a fine piece of art. A collage. Jarmusch breaks the rules of rocumentary genre by throwing in fragments of films illustrating Pop’s memories of his early years in Detroit and his first gigs. Don’t expect mere archive footages explaining the musical, cultural, political and historical context in which The Stooges emerged.

Indeed he was the first rock artist to ignore the fourth wall, the space which separates a performer from an audience. He invented stage diving. He invited the audience to go on stage while he would be down, singing and enjoying himself. Iggy Pop is the terror of security guards.

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5. The Killing$ of Tony Blair (George Galloway)

The Killing$ of Tony Blair reveals how a single politician destroyed Iraq, destabilised the Middle East and imploded the foundations of his own Labour Party at home. At times the film has traces of Michael Moore, with colourful charts and maps and some banter. At one point, Galloway knocks at Tony Blair’s door to no avail, similarly to what the American documentarist does to the subjects of his films. Overall, however, the British film has a much more serious tone. Perhaps that’s because Galloway is an insider (he was an MP until last year) and the film was crowdfunded by 5,000 pundits in the UK, ensuring that it remains less jaunty and whimsical.

It is unfair to describe The Killing$ of Tony Blair as one-sided and sanctimonious, as some of the British media have. In reality, the film is a very urgent statement against the media bias and political spin that drive most successful politicians in this country, New Labour and Tory.

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6. Crosscurrent (Yang Chao)

Crosscurrent tells the story of young captain Gao Chun (Qin Hao), who steers his boat overloaded with fish up the Yangtze river. He is been in charge of delivering the commercial cargo in exchange for for a reasonable sum of money. Along his journey, he meets the magic figure of a woman over and over, and she seems to become younger the closer he gets to the source of the river.

The cinematography is breathtaking, just like the pollution that is taking over China. It is also one of the most beautiful and spectacular films in the history of cinema, a true masterpiece. Each take in the film is carefully balanced and crafted, like a Michelangelo painting. Despite its nostalgic and stoic tone, Crosscurrent is a film about reconciliation with irreversible changes. Upon reaching the source of the Yangtze, Chun realises that time cannot be turned around. There is no doubt that the new Yangtze is oddly fascinating – perhaps because it is so dirty, precarious and nostalgic.

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7. Vita Activa: The Spirit of Hannah Arendt (Ada Ushpitz)

Hannah Arendt’s work remains as urgent today as it did more than 40 years ago, when the controversial Jewish-German philosopher died in her post-war home in New York. Much of the Jewish establishment on both sides of the Atlantic has consistently dismissed Arendt’s opinions for her alleged leniency of the crimes committed by the Nazis on her own people, and for her apparent forgiveness of the Holocaust.

Despite more than two hours of duration and the complex philosophical content, Vita Activa: The Spirit of Hannah Arendt is an effective and digestible film. It is riveting and comprehensible even for those who never heard of Arendt before.

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8. The Club (Pablo Larraín)

In a remote and cold coastal town in Chile – presumably in the far south of the country – Sister Monica dwells with four priests who have retired from church and society because they have committed crimes. Three of them, all of them homosexuals, abused children, while the fourth one snatched babies from teenage mothers and handed them to the wealthy. The “club” is a purgatory for erring priests.

The Club is a film painful and excruciating to watch not because it was poorly made, but because of the graphic detail, mostly in the dialogues. The retired, ageing priests are forced to confess their crimes to a younger priest sent by the Vatican. In addition, a victim of another molesting priest consistently haunts them by shouting out his clear-crystal memories at their windows. His abuser committed was meant to live at the home, too, but he committed suicide upon arrival at the beginning of the movie. Perhaps the most vividly shocking film of the year.

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9. Sworn Virgin (Laura Bispuri)

Hana (Alba Rohrwacher) lives with her sister Lila (Flonja Kodheli) and their parents in the remote mountains of Albania. Lila then escapes to the West in the hope of a better life, leaving Hana to care for her parents. Hana then decides to become Mark so that she can perform the family duties that only a man is allowed to carry out (such as handling a shotgun and hunting), according to strict social rules. She undergoes a conversion ritual, cuts her hair and begins to wear male clothes, all with the full consent and support of her parents as well as the rest of the community.

Italian director Laura Bispuri and editors Carlotta Cristiani and Jacopo Quadri (click here for his dirty profile) crafted a convincing tale that is both visually attractive and emotionally gripping. The snowy mountains of rural Albania are contrasted with the multi-coloured and fast-paced urban life in Italy. Rohrmacher’s performance as both Mark and Hana is superb, and she quietly yet effectively conveys a vast array of complex feelings.

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10. Where to Invade Next (Michael Moore)

Our last film on the last is from the prescient (he anticipated Trump’s unlikely victory) and controversial American documentarist Michael Moore. This time he “invades” nine foreign countries and claims the best aspects of their living so that they can be incorporated into the United States. He goes to eight European countries and Tunisia.

It is impossible to dismiss the importance of the United States in the world, and many positive values imbued in the American constitution and the American dream. Likewise with Michael Moore, it is impossible to deny his importance to world cinema, despite his foolish and misleading shenanigans.

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The Coming War on China

In future decades, 2016 will be remembered as the year of Brexit, the rise of far-right populist forces all over the European continent and of President Trump. So what can we expect from the years to come? The Australian veteran investigative journalist John Pilger paints a very bleak picture in his last documentary The Coming War on China (Dartmouth Films, 2016), a movie that, as he says, aims to denounce the possibility of a nuclear war between the US and China.

Pilger shows how China has been progressively encircled by US military bases and nuclear weapons and how quickly this could escalate. The Obama administration has in fact clearly shifted the geopolitical focus of the US towards the Pacific, in an open challenge to China.

The Coming War on China follows the structure of previous Pilger documentaries such as The War on Democracy (2007) and leads the spectator on a journey around the countries involved, from the Marshall Islands to China and Okinawa and through history as well, from the Opium Wars to Mao’s revolution.

The journalist leads the spectator in person, as we follow him in his journeys and interactions with different people in different areas. The list of interviewees is diverse, ranging from historians to policy makers, journalists, analysts and strategists both Chinese and American. We look at a very vast issue through a very informed filter.

This film debunks the mainstream view that Beijing and Washington’s relationship is based solely on realpolitik and pragmatism, given the fact that the People’s Bank of China has been providing relief to the massive debt of the United States for years.

On the human side, while the movie shows China’s wealth, it also focuses on the massive social issues and struggles that involve a country with one billion inhabitants. The human element also plays an important role; how much Chinese and Americans really know one another and how much their views are based on misconceptions and stereotypes? The film also depicts human stories: ordinary people suffering because they were caught in the middle of the US military expansion in the Pacific. There’s also hope, as activists lend a hand.

What can we expect from 2017? Is President Trump going to follow an even more aggressive stance towards China than his predecessor, Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Barack Obama or is he going to be an isolationist? Right now, this seems unpredictable. Trump has used a very aggressive stance towards China during his electoral campaign; but will he turn words into action or was it just hot air? Will there be another Cold War? What about apocalypse? Only time will tell. These are some of the questions that the film raises.

The Coming War on China will be screened at the Soho Curzon, in London, on Wednesday December 21st, followed by a Q&A with the film director – just click here for more information.

Watch the film trailer below:

Ouch, that REALLY hurt!

Casting is a process for selecting individuals will work best with a certain director and film crew. Actors know that they are being observed and appreciated. That’s what a filmmaker gives them. And if a director thinks they are doing something wrong, they shouldn’t hesitate to point them in the right direction. The filmmaker is the orchestrator, the maestro. But this does not mean that they have a carte blanche to humiliate or to embarass actors.

On the other hand, some filmmakers envisage people the way a lion perceives a gazelle. They focus exclusively on the art they are creating. They can devise extreme situations in the name of art. They want to elicit a certain reaction from their actors, and they don’t care about anything else. It is almost like a male brain works during sex. It’s the fixed idea or in, other words, they are driven by the release of energy their action/film will produce. Something like the sperm running after the egg in the womb.

Below there is a list of 10 non-consensual and humiliating treatments on film set. Not coincidentally all the 10 filmmakers on the list are male.

1. Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski in Fitzcarraldo (Herzog, 1982)

Probably the most known case of yelling on set. It is all documented in My Best Fiend (Herzog, 1999). The tumultuous and yet productive relationship between Kinski and Herzog was a long-time collaboration that can be seen in films such as Aguirre, The Wrath of God (1972), Nosferatu, the Vampyre (1979) and Cobra Verde (1987). In Fitzcarraldo, though, Herzog seems to have impersonated the madness of his character, for he was very stubborn on set. Everyone associated with the film was marked, or scarred, by the experience in the jungle. Herzog didn’t want any special effects and he risked Kinski’s life in the boat sequences. Kinski was so angry that one of the native chiefs offered to kill him, but Herzog declined, saying he needed the actor to finish the film. The result is a masterpiece.

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2. Alfred Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren in The Birds (Hitchcock, 1963)

Blondes were Hitchcock’s favourite victims, frosty and aloof with a hidden fiery capable of winning the sympathy of the audience, according to the director, better than a brunette. The bird’s increasingly violent behaviour goes along with Melanie’s (Hedren; also pictured at the top) growing desperation. She wears the same green suit in the whole film, only to be destroyed at the final bird attack in the attic. Hitchcock’s storyboards included real birds, but of course they would not obey his exact directions of movements on set, particularly considering the fog in Bodega Bay. So he had to add some mechanical birds. On the script, Hedren understood they would be all mechanical creatures, but just before they started the scene, the assistant director said they would include real birds. Hitchcock stated: “The birds are the stars”. Hedren felt betrayed and said that everyone lied to her. The outcome is surely an unforgettable piece of art. Years later, Spielberg made Jaws, another film in which animals attack humans. Can you imagine if Spielberg used real sharks?

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3. Adrian Lyne and Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks (Lyne, 1986)

Lyne isolated Basinger from the rest of the crew, spreading rumours and lies in order to create an atmosphere of mental breakdown for her. On the set, Lyne spoke only to Mickey Rourke, who was trained to ignore the actress and also to provoke her. The film pushed Kim Basinger to the edge, but it also helped to define her career. Miss Basinger said afterwards that it was a traumatic experience that even created some problems for a while in her marriage to Ron Britton.

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4. Ken Loach and the boys in Kes (Loach, 1969)

In Versus, The Life and Films of Ken Loach (Louise Osmond, 2016) Loach confesses he caned for real the boys’ hands without their prior knowledge and consent in a school scene. The sweet and gentle British filmmaker decided for the use of real violence in order to achieve realism. David Bradley, who played Billy Casper, declares: “I just couldn’t believe these nice people [actors] could be so cruel” . He speaks with great affection about the film and Loach, but he can’t watch the last 20 minutes whenever there is a public screening he attends. It is just too real for him.

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5. Stanley Kubrick and Shelley Duvall in The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)

Kubrick’s perfectionism affected his actors to a high degree. Shelley Duvall described working for Kubrick as “almost unbearable”. While filming The Shining, Kubrick pushed the actress to her limits and required an absurd amount of takes for every shot. For example, the scene where Wendy runs up the staircase carrying a knife was shot 35 times. During rehearsals, she had to cry 12 hours a day, all day long, the last nine months straight, five or six days a week. Duvall was under so much stress while filming that she eventually became ill and started to lose her hair. Currently, Kubrick’s daughter is raising funds to aid ill actress Shelley Duvall. There is a GoFundMe page for Duvall.

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6. Lars von Trier and Björk in Dancer in the Dark (Von Trier, 2000)

Dancer in the Dark is not like any other movie. Some people love it; others despise it. It is a musical but at the same time it is a silent melodrama. A new territory for the almost-always-happy-end-musicals. Björk wrote that she was extremely upset by the way Von Trier treats women with whom he is working and decided at that time she wouldn’t ever make another movie – she made up her mind later, appearing in many videos with her former husband Matthew Barney. For the filmmaker there is a need for secrecy in art: “It’s about making yourself more mystical, and more fantastic, and making other people the opposite.”

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7. Roman Polanski and Faye Dunaway in Chinatown (Polanski, 1974)

According to Peter Biskind in “Easy Riders, Raging Bulls”, “Polanski once forcibly plucked a stray hair from Dunaway’s head, because he thought it was catching the light and spoiling his shot. He also claims that Dunaway later took her revenge by throwing a cup of urine in the director’s face after she was refused a bathroom break.” Polanski was in a dark stage of his life – it was his first time in L.A since the murder of his wife Sharon Tate four years earlier – and during the pre-production he argued with the scriptwriter Robert Towne every day. The feature is considered a masterpiece of neo-noir.

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8. David Fincher and Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac (Fincher, 2007)

Likewise Kubrick, Fincher is another perfectionist who has driven crew members and actors to the brink of despair. During the filming of Zodiac, many scenes required in excess of 70 takes. This caused particular stress for Jake Gyllenhaal. In response to his protests, Fincher took advantage of filming on digital by purposefully deleting hours of takes in front of the actor to show him who was in charge. Fincher later conceded that he might have been a little tough on his sensitive star, and Gyllenhaal declared: “I wish I could’ve had the maturity to be like: ‘I know what he wants. He wants the best out of me’. ” Was it worthy? The audience score at Rotten Tomatoes is 77% liked it.

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9. Abdellatif Kechiche and Léa Seydoux in Blue is the Warmest Colour (Abdellatif Kechiche, 2013)

The film pushed the boundaries of what is allowed in mainstream cinema by drawing a subtle line between porn and sexyness. At Cannes, after they won the Palm d’Or, Seydoux stated: “You can’t judge sex between two people when it’s so organic. There are so many different ways to have sex, so I think it’s not really fair [because what] is disturbing and disgusting is also exciting. The movie’s so rich, why people focus on the sex I don’t understand.” It was not easy, though, to achieve that outcome. Talking about filming the sex scenes, the longest of which was filmed over 10 gruelling days, Seydoux said: “It was sometimes embarrassing and sometimes illuminating, surrounded by three cameras in a very small room. Sometimes you could spend like five hours on a scene. I felt like a prostitute”.

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10. Wes Anderson and Gene Hackman in The Royal Tenenbaums (Wes Anderson, 2001)

For the last name on the list, we decided to turn things around. Here the hunter gets captured by the game!

There is a curious case, in which an actor scared the filmmaker and other members of the cast, including Gwyneth Paltrow and Anjelica Huston. The part of Royal Tenenbaum was specifically written for Hackman, something that the actor vehemently opposes. The feature was a small budget film, so Hackman was paid significantly less than usual. On set, Hackman once called Anderson a “cunt” and told the director to “pull up his pants and act like a man.” Anderson said that all of the cast members helped to protect him from the difficult actor. Hackman was a huge force and according to the director, “He was one of the things that pulled everybody into the movie”.

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Rats

Half-eaten take-aways, dirty vegetables, mouldy cakes, rotting meat – just keep it coming, rats absolutely love them. These fascinating rodents are everywhere, and they will devour virtually anything we throw away. They thrive on our left-overs and excesses and, unlike us, they are not very fussy. They like it very dirty. This movie is based on the eponymous book by Robert Sullivan.

Rats explores the lives of the animals in various parts of the world, uncluding the US, the UK, India and Cambodia. You will see close-ups of the animal, their litter and their extended family in very peculiar places. Just do not expect a David Attenborough-style nature documentary, for you to wow and marvel. These creatures are threatening and disgusting, and the film is instead marketed as a “horror documentary”. We are hardwired to find them repulsive, and that this is for our own security.

“Horror films are much more about what you don’t see,” he explained in an interview with No Film School. “They’re infinitely more about the tension and the drama. What you can build up, making you scared of what might happen versus what’s actually going to happen. I think there’s a lot of moments in the movie where there is nothing happening but there is real tension because you’re just waiting, whether it be for a rat to jump out or the night rat killers to find their prey. It’s great.”

Ed Sheeran has been a rat exterminator for nearly five decades in New York, and he narrates a big chunk of the movie. He justifies his work choice: “Nobody wants to do it, so I’ll do it. I get good money”. He also explains that his relationship to the tiny and yet very intelligent mammals is seemingly based on some sort of negotiation: “I Respect them. If they jump out, I jump back”.

Don’t watch this film if you are queasy, or if you are thinking of eating… ever again. You will see rats in sewers, in ventilation systems, rats being skinned, dissected, and even parasites of all sorts (flatworms, tenias and very strange and large bugs lodged under their skin) being removed from their dead bodies. There are also plenty of images of disease developed in humans bitten by rats, or leptospirosis (transmitted through rat urine, which is pretty much, well… everywhere!).

Rats are in hospitals, nursery homes, expensive restaurants and graveyards. They are in your garbage, in your shoes and inside your cupboards, on your plates and tupperware. They are indeed everywhere. These menacing creatures can kill, and they don’t discriminate. They will come for you whether you are rich, poor, young, old, Black, white, Jew, Arab gay, straight, royal or pleb.

But there’s another side to these vile creatures. They can also be our prey, and end up on our plate, spiced with lemongrass and chilli, and served with onion and lettuce. There are many ways to prepare rat, and they taste “a little like chicken, just a little sweeter”, explains a chef in Cambodia. You might even feel some empathy for the rodents as they squeak in desperation running away from a pack of angry terriers (specialist rat hunters, we are told).

The most touching and unexpected moment comes at the end of the movie, when the director Morgan Spurlock takes us to the Karni Mata Temple in Rajasthan, India. More than 35,000 rats live there in peace with the locals, who perceive them as the reincarnation of their family, and therefore their relatives by extension. The people feed and share time with the affectionate animals. They even share a bowl of milk. It seems like we are not hardwired to find these surprising creatures disgusting after all. Repulsion is also a learnt reaction and behaviour.

Rats relies on effective imagery and interesting anecdotes about these animals, but it lacks some facts and figures. We are told that the animals originated in Mongolia, but we don’t learn much about their numbers worldwide, about their life cycle (how long does a rat live), how large their communities are and so on. Plus the constantly thumping thriller music can be a little irritating. Still this is a very insightful and unusual documentary about an animal that’s probably no more than a few metres away from you right now. It’s time to learn more about close furry friends!

The “horror documentary” Rats is out in cinemas this week at Picturehouse cinemas – just clirck here for the listings.

Watch the nail-chewing film trailer below:

The Eagle Huntress

“Every dog has its day.” Well, not in this isolated Kazakh tribe, situated in Northwest Mongolia. If you happen to reach that mountain, you will realise that “Every eagle has its day”, for fierce eagles are the wings of this Kazakh people. They are a semi-nomadic minority that have roamed the mountains and valleys of western Mongolia with their herds since the 19th century. They rely on their clan and herds, believing in pre-Islamic cults of the sky, their ancestors, fire and the supernatural forces of good and evil spirits. For them, gender roles are set in stone. Women milk cows, cook and clean, while men practice falconry. But a 13-year-old girl wants to break the rules. Aisholpan is determined to compete in the all-male Golden Eagle Festival as the first eagle huntress.

The Eagle Huntress is an extraordinary story of gender challenges and stratification, with a happy ending. Much has been said and published about women’s rights movements, including changes in legislation and court cases pushed by women’s organisations. Now we see women in literally thousands of occupations which would have been almost unthinkable just one generation ago: they are dentists, bus drivers, vets, airline pilots, just to name a few. Usually, though, those movements were held in countries in which education leads to an acquisition of a profession, which was previously a man’s world. This documentary explores uncharted territory: Aisholpan subverts the role of young women in a Mongolian tribe.

The photography is stunning. The director explains: “I wanted to document the ‘Future Generation’ – young kids who take their first steps in learning the hunting skills, kids who hold the tradition’s future in their bare hands.” When he finally found Aisholpan, he noticed she was perfect. “She was fearlessly carrying the eagle on her hand and caressing it somewhat joyfully.”

Otto Bell shot the film over a 12-month period, enabling him to portray every single step of the training, as well as the habits of a nomadic civilisation. Horses take part in the training too. The Kazakh people love their horses, they use them both for agriculture and leisure. Aisholpan and her dad climb a mountain and ride together while training. They live in ‘yurts’ (round tents), which they can carry easily from one place to the next.

As a daughter of an experienced eagle hunter, Aisholpan learnt the art of hunting from her father. Parents play a decisive role in shaping up the personality of heroes and heroines. Aisholpan’s family supports her all the way to victory. They had to cope with other tribe leaders and eagle hunters who constantly slammed her off. Aisholpan’s father could have rejected his own daughter and simply blamed his wife for only giving him daughters. In that case, Aisholpan could become a Mongolian Sylvia Plath, and repeat the poet’s words: “Being born a woman is my awful tragedy“. Instead, she proudly combs her gorgeous hair, dons a fancy hat and polishes her nails. She is ready for the big day of the Golden Eagle Festival.

The Eagle Huntress is in cinemas from Friday 16th December.

Watch the film trailer right here: